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Re:Launch HN: Maritime Fusion (YC W25) – Fusion Reactors for... by jaronchong on Wednesday February 26, 2025 @01:33PM (#43186569)
I'm just going to put this here. Someone please make this a reality.

### *"Tokamak Sailor"* (To the tune of "Drunken Sailor")

*(Verse 1)* What shall we do with a tokamak sailor? What shall we do with a tokamak sailor? What shall we do with a tokamak sailor? Early in the mornin'!

*(Chorus)* *Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!* *Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!* *Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!* *Fusion in the mornin'!*

*(Verse 2)* Raise the coils and heat up the torus! Raise the coils and heat up the torus! Raise the coils and heat up the torus! Early in the mornin'!

(Chorus repeats)

*(Verse 3)* Confine the plasma, don't let it scatter! Confine the plasma, don't let it scatter! Confine the plasma, don’t let it scatter! Early in the mornin'!

(Chorus repeats)

*(Verse 4)* Sail with the power of fusion glory! Sail with the power of fusion glory! Sail with the power of fusion glory! Early in the mornin'!

(Final Chorus, extra loud!) *Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!* *Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!* *Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!* *Fusion in the mornin'!*

Now all aboard the reactor ship, lads! Keep that plasma hot, and may the tides be ever in our favor!

Re:Launch HN: Maritime Fusion (YC W25) – Fusion Reactors for... by jtcohen on Wednesday February 26, 2025 @01:37PM (#43186623)
Lol - on it
Re:Launch HN: Maritime Fusion (YC W25) – Fusion Reactors for... by Terr_ on Wednesday February 26, 2025 @09:41PM (#43190759)

    Im·a·gine a ship that puts to sea
    It pow·ers it·self with elec·tri·ci·ty    
    The a·toms knit more than they split
    Oh glow, my fu·sion core, glow (hooh!)

    Soon may the break·through flare
    To make our prod·uct not va·por·ware
    One day, when the bas·ics are done
    We'll make our IPO
Re:Launch HN: Maritime Fusion (YC W25) – Fusion Reactors for... by viggity on Thursday February 27, 2025 @10:28AM (#43195230)
Suno could do this, even with a reference melody :)