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Re:Station of despair: What to do if you get stuck at end of... by LeoPanthera on Friday February 07, 2025 @08:18PM (#42979414)
One of my favorite jokes from the British sitcom "Spaced":

Daisy: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, hi, Mike. Yeah, he's here, I'll just get him.

[to Tim]

Daisy: It's your boyfriend.

Tim: He's not my boyfriend.

[picks up phone]

Tim: Hi babe.

Mike: Hello Timmy!

Tim: Where are you?

Mike: Err, Sheffield.

Tim: What are you doing in Sheffield?

Mike: Fell asleep on the tube.

Tim: The tube doesn't go to Sheffield, Mike.

Mike: Yeah, I know. I, uh, must have changed at King's Cross.

Re:Station of despair: What to do if you get stuck at end of... by Symbiote on Saturday February 08, 2025 @02:23AM (#42981157)
A friend woke up in Leeds once. The main problem was the unexpected cost of a peak time ticket back to London the following morning, which is a lot for a student.