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Re:No Bitcoin ETFs at Vanguard by koakuma-chan on Sunday January 26, 2025 @01:41PM (#42832626)
Every civilization reaches a point where they invent cryptocurrencies, burn through all their resources mining imaginary coins, and that's why the universe is so quiet.
Re:No Bitcoin ETFs at Vanguard by antiraza on Sunday January 26, 2025 @01:50PM (#42832725)
The universe is a dark mint.
Re:No Bitcoin ETFs at Vanguard by oblio on Sunday January 26, 2025 @03:53PM (#42833986)
Hey, at least they're not making paper clips.
Re:No Bitcoin ETFs at Vanguard by ryandvm on Sunday January 26, 2025 @07:48PM (#42836049)
"Crypto is one of the great filters" is a hilarious take.