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A comment on I deleted my social media accounts. Parent comment
TSA officer: "please log in to your social media account"
You: "I have no social media"
TSA officer: "step out of the line please"
TSA officer: "please log in to your social media account"
You: "I have no social media"
TSA officer: "step out of the line please"