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Re:Tesla reports 1.1% sales drop for 2024, first annual decl... by mrguyorama on Thursday January 02, 2025 @03:55PM (#42578773)
How about instead we offer you a $100k "truck" that can't do basic truck things, misses every single claimed feature, and has such poor basic engineering competency that it had at least one whistleblower?

Oh and it's stupid ugly as well.

Re:Tesla reports 1.1% sales drop for 2024, first annual decl... by jiggawatts on Thursday January 02, 2025 @04:15PM (#42579000)
My prediction is that Elon will be forced out of Tesla one way or another and then the company will quietly release a truck that will look vaguely like a Model S, but truck shaped and sized. It will be popular.
Re:Tesla reports 1.1% sales drop for 2024, first annual decl... by mrguyorama on Thursday January 02, 2025 @04:21PM (#42579059)
CAN Tesla still design cars? They haven't done so in like a decade.

Also Tesla cannot force Elon out, the stock would crater so bad. Also the board is 100% in his pocket, did you not see the nonsense with his "pay package"?

Re:Tesla reports 1.1% sales drop for 2024, first annual decl... by bdangubic on Thursday January 02, 2025 @04:59PM (#42579389)
The main reason stock would crater so bad is that Elon is amazing salesman of shit he doesn't have and shit he has that doesn't work. His replacement would have to be just as savvy of a "salesman" to sell investor on "robotaxis" and other BS that leads to such an evaluation
Re:Tesla reports 1.1% sales drop for 2024, first annual decl... by mads on Friday January 03, 2025 @05:36AM (#42584426)
That truck always reminds me of that Simpsons episode, where Homer designs a car.