Please give Clippy your consent for his neural interface integration. All advertising preference signals are masked before being sent.

I am willing to get into the pod of goo if it means Clippy comes back

Clippy couldn't even have been launched in 1997 unless there was already hype about upcoming neural networks in the years before.

Before that you have to have the one where they have the “Disable” flag, but they “accidentally” ignored it.

Disable flag?

No no, the choices are "Enable" and "Maybe later"

I think it would be much easier and faster to just give the users one option. That way, they don't need to think about what they want and can focus on their work. (satire)

We A/B tested this and found the acceptance numbers really went up.

My guess would be that there's probably some correlation between lass choice and decision fatigue.

Whenever I go grocery shopping it always takes me quite a while to decide which rice is worth my hard earned money and which isn't, especially because some rice makes my tiny rice cooker to start foaming all over.

Some people thrive with more options. For those a [Ok] [Hell Yeah!] [Definitively!!!!1!!] set is the perfect fit.

More like "Enable" and "Enable in 8 hours"

With "maybe later" prompting to enable every few minutes, of course only "accidentally". :-)

"Now that you are having the best experience, to ensure safety we will require acknowledgement that we might monitor what you type and may have to ability to disable your required account if we detect unsafe words or searches. This can mean that you will not be able to log back in to your computer. If you experience this issue simply log into your account and contact our automated support system."