I agree. I am typing on a Macbook Air but I don't like it much. Too thin, terrible keyboard, terrible buttonless trackpad. It has almost no ports and no expansion. There's no easy way to middle-click without addons.

The only reason I use it is its battery life. Work provided it; it's not mine and I'd not choose one myself.

For my own, I want a big thick chunky thing with 3 physical mouse buttons, lots of ports, a swappable (and ideally hot swappable) battery and ideally 2 of them.

There's a space for thin'n'light, but there are next to no commercial options for those who want fat'n'flexible.