12pm day before New Years
  My zune resets in the dark
  The loading bar
  Logo screen is freezing
  My music is sleeping
  I am numb
 
  Press up and back it isn't working
  It just lies there on the couch
  Microsoft went down to Charlotte
  They're not home to fix this bug
  And we wait
  For the next bugfix
  I'm feeling more alone
  Than I ever have before
 
  It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
  My zune's a ghost and I'm headed nowhere
  It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
 
  I call tech support at 12:30
  I pace around phone lines are busy
  Then I plug it in nothing happens
  This shitty gift that I got
  Can't you see
  It's not me you're dying for
  Now I'm feeling more alone
  Than I ever have before
 
  It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
  My zune's a ghost and I'm headed nowhere
  It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
 
  As Hours went by
  It showed that it was not fine
  They told me, "son, it's time to tell the truth"
 
  It broke down, and I broke down
  Cause I was tired of waiting
  Let the power drain
  For the moment we're alone
  Yeah Its alone
  I'm alone
  Now I know it
 
  It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
  My zunes a ghost and I'm headed nowhere
  It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly

PS: huge apologies to Ben Folds for this irreverence.