Seriously? Crowdstrike is obviously NSA just like Kaspersky is obviously KGB and Wiz is obviously Mossad. Why else are counties so anxious about local businesses not using agents made by foreign actors?

KGB is not even a thing. Modern equivalent is FSB, no? I'm skeptical. I don't think it's obvious that these are all basically fronts, as much as I'm willing to believe that IC tentacles reach wide and deep.