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last highscool diploma is issued as last higschool closes doors. roblox buys last highschool for yet another ad funded roblox vr daycare for children up to 30

x introduces doxxertisments, the new ad tracking tech that hunts you down until you buy has advertisers leaving meta and google ads in droves.

angular project finally dies as google becomes an api for gpts and people stop asking to look at google front ends

uber for highly coordinated flash mob ads as a service industry consolidates and unionizes with new legislature on subjective performance reviews

saas selloff begins after usable salesforce built on a lunch break

zuskerbergelon, first child born motherless, by worlds first trillionaires, after hot and sweaty octagon night goes long until the morning

anti daylight savings time advocates boycott moon and mars timezone additions

the great divorce began with cats learning to trade secrets for snacks, and now the fish tanks have something to say

subsidized augmented reality - free plan with ads, deadly accidents climb as volkswagon and toyota re-imagine real time brand awareness

zero day found on day zero in cutting edge sandbox simulator for super intelligence

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