This reminds me of the Services of Illuminati Ganga article https://medium.com/luminasticity/services-of-illuminati-gang... and the two bots that are sold to competing user bases - for the End User To Business customer they sell the Annoy Customer Service Bot and for the Business To End User customer they sell the Bureaucrat Bot.
It closes off with the observation "And for an extra purchase of the extended subscription module the Bureaucrat bot will detect when it is interacting with the Annoy Customer Service Bot and get super annoyed really quickly so that both bots are able to quit their interaction with good speed — which will save you money in the long run, believe me!"
It closes off with the observation "And for an extra purchase of the extended subscription module the Bureaucrat bot will detect when it is interacting with the Annoy Customer Service Bot and get super annoyed really quickly so that both bots are able to quit their interaction with good speed — which will save you money in the long run, believe me!"