>It's a bologna sandwich in log form.

Finally someone else realizes that hotdogs are basically just bologna.

The USDA agrees and classified both hotdogs and bologna as "frankfurters"

>"Frankfurters (a.k.a., hot dogs, wieners or bologna) are cooked and/or smoked sausages according to the federal standards of identity."

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/food-safety/safe-food-handling-and...