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Re:Praise My GitHub Profile by tuetuopay on Sunday August 04, 2024 @05:21PM (#41156423)
Okay I love this one, it is great. Thanks for the good laugh!

> And what's with the projects? A business card that runs Linux? Next, you'll tell us you’re working on a coffee mug that serves sarcastic remarks.

I honestly find this idea pretty amusing and I am half-tempted to do it. Embed some flexible e-ink display in the walls of a mug and have it show sarcastinc fortune cookies. It could even roast you when the coffee gets cold.

Re:Praise My GitHub Profile by spyspy on Sunday August 04, 2024 @07:31PM (#41157022)
I had the idea for a sarcastic weather app once.

“It’s raining. Maybe the strangers won’t be able to tell you’re crying today.”

“It’s sunny and 72°. If only you had friends to enjoy it with.”

Re:Praise My GitHub Profile by dmd on Sunday August 04, 2024 @08:36PM (#41157283)
https://www.meetcarrot.com/weather/ is kinda famous for that feature.
Re:Praise My GitHub Profile by j_bum on Sunday August 04, 2024 @11:45PM (#41158021)
Sounds like an awesome idea!
Re:Praise My GitHub Profile by tuetuopay on Monday August 05, 2024 @04:13AM (#41159096)
Dang it, now I feel like I have to do it. Flexible E-ink displays are also pretty cheap on aliexpress, and the rest is some glue and a microcontroller. I’ll see when I’m back from holidays.

I even have the name. "The Coffee Smug".

Re:Praise My GitHub Profile by nucleardog on Monday August 05, 2024 @02:07AM (#41158516)
> And a PHP library for ASN.1? That’s a niche so small it practically qualifies as a hobby project with more dust than downloads.

I think "hobby project" is overselling the effort there. Also I'd entirely forgotten I'd written that.

Re:Praise My GitHub Profile by ffsm8 on Monday August 05, 2024 @05:18AM (#41159431)
The punchline could be "get roasted after your coffee got roasted"? Cuz, yknow,coffee beans are roasted and... Okay, maybe not such a good pun after all
Re:Praise My GitHub Profile by tuetuopay on Monday August 05, 2024 @09:02AM (#41160982)
"I like you the way I like my coffee. Roasted."

So many ways to turn it