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Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by StavrosK on Thursday June 14, 2012 @04:06PM (#4113278)
Holy hell, that was one sentence.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by Shenglong on Thursday June 14, 2012 @04:23PM (#4113343)
I'm more surprised, that it was actually comprehensible.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by edu on Thursday June 14, 2012 @05:12PM (#4113538)
He's a lawyer!
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by ktizo on Thursday June 14, 2012 @07:59PM (#4114225)
Doesn't that make it even more surprising?
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by sliverstorm on Thursday June 14, 2012 @05:42PM (#4113657)
Try German, I hear sentences can go on for pages and pages.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by brazzy on Thursday June 14, 2012 @06:54PM (#4113971)
They can, but it's gone out of fashion since Mark Twain's times. If you really want to, I recommend Kant.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by JacobAldridge on Thursday June 14, 2012 @06:53PM (#4113967)
It's Bloomsday on Saturday - the last two sentences in Ulysses are 11,282 and 12,931 words long, respectively.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by StavrosK on Sunday June 17, 2012 @05:51PM (#4123945)
That's only because there's no punctuation. The sentences end, sort of, but the full stops have been omitted.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by mkopinsky on Thursday June 14, 2012 @07:49PM (#4114188)
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by rokhayakebe on Thursday June 14, 2012 @08:09PM (#4114268)
Try some of Plato's works, not pages, but certainly very long sentences.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by devth on Thursday June 14, 2012 @06:24PM (#4113848)
HHOS