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Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by grellas on Thursday June 14, 2012 @03:54PM (#4113221)
Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet's reaction

The reaction of the lawyer is understandable, it being the sole prerogative of lawyers to bully hapless victims into submission and, if not bully, at least to trick and cajole them into giving them what they want and, if not that, in extremis, to get a true day in court for their client in which the victim can finally speak up, and might even win, but then the client on whose behalf the bullying is done pays in spades for the privilege of financing a futile process in which everyone loses except, of course, the lawyers who invented a system dating back at least to Jarndyce v. Jarndyce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarndyce_and_Jarndyce) for the betterment of society and only incidentally for those who might take a modest profit from their humble efforts in the service of humanity.

Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by noonespecial on Thursday June 14, 2012 @09:43PM (#4114519)
Its also interesting that lawyers seem to operate in 2 modes. Bully mode where they try to say whatever they think will shock the "victim" into easily giving up his rights/money, and "civil" mode where they politely ask a disinterested third party to forcibly take resources from their victim and hand it to them.

The first mode, I believe is responsible for much of the bad PR the legal profession has. Its kind of a "shock and awe" deal where ordinary people are just astonished that any human being can behave so repugnantly and this makes them afraid, especially if they have never dealt with anything like it before. This is a feature, and is very much intended. Lawyers have been accustom to behaving like this in what amounted to nearly full privacy. Even their clients were not fully aware of the extent they did this.

Enter the internet. Paradigm shifted.

Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by StavrosK on Thursday June 14, 2012 @04:06PM (#4113278)
Holy hell, that was one sentence.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by Shenglong on Thursday June 14, 2012 @04:23PM (#4113343)
I'm more surprised, that it was actually comprehensible.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by edu on Thursday June 14, 2012 @05:12PM (#4113538)
He's a lawyer!
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by ktizo on Thursday June 14, 2012 @07:59PM (#4114225)
Doesn't that make it even more surprising?
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by sliverstorm on Thursday June 14, 2012 @05:42PM (#4113657)
Try German, I hear sentences can go on for pages and pages.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by brazzy on Thursday June 14, 2012 @06:54PM (#4113971)
They can, but it's gone out of fashion since Mark Twain's times. If you really want to, I recommend Kant.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by JacobAldridge on Thursday June 14, 2012 @06:53PM (#4113967)
It's Bloomsday on Saturday - the last two sentences in Ulysses are 11,282 and 12,931 words long, respectively.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by StavrosK on Sunday June 17, 2012 @05:51PM (#4123945)
That's only because there's no punctuation. The sentences end, sort of, but the full stops have been omitted.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by mkopinsky on Thursday June 14, 2012 @07:49PM (#4114188)
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by rokhayakebe on Thursday June 14, 2012 @08:09PM (#4114268)
Try some of Plato's works, not pages, but certainly very long sentences.
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by devth on Thursday June 14, 2012 @06:24PM (#4113848)
HHOS
Re:Lawyer attacking The Oatmeal shocked by big mean Internet... by anigbrowl on Thursday June 14, 2012 @04:26PM (#4113355)
But since you're a lawyer, maybe that's what you want me to think!