You seem to interpret that as "given any elliptic integral A, there is no closed form for the solution of A". This is false (there are many counterexamples).
What it actually means is "there is no single closed-form that produces the solution of any given elliptic integral". The quantifiers are the other way around.
This is why I brought up the halting problem. There's a similar confusion that often comes up, where people think that it means there's no way to determine if any given program halts. But this is false - the program "let X=5*6" trivially halts, for instance.
What it actually means is that there's no single program that can uniformly determine whether any given input program halts. It's exactly the same situation.
The context is literally an article about closed forms.
the general elliptic integral corresponding to sqrt(quartic) doesn't have a closed form
I see, so you’re claiming that there is no closed form for the integral of sqrt(quartic). That is a different statement that neither directly implies nor is implied by the statement in the Wikipedia article. Maybe it is true and has been proven though, I don’t know!