And now you know why it failed (well, that and product reviews that were rivaled only by the ones for the Humane Pin for their scathing take). I don't know how much you know about the product, or how much of the blurb you read, but VCs threw money at a company making a complicated hydraulic/electric military-grade internet-connected industrial press suitable for stamping out automobile doors. Turns out, though, you could get equal results just squeezing the bags with your hands, skipping the $800 hardware piece.