Re:Apple found in breach of EU competition rules
by carlosjobim on Monday June 24, 2024 @04:59PM
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Please report to your local Komsomol office to collect 5 credits as a reward for upholding the right attitude against these ruthless reactionaries and hooligans. Remember to bring your credit book for the stamp.
While I wouldn't recommend you behave that way, I wouldn't call you a quasi-criminal.