Idea: Don't fantasize about harming animals, fantasize about what could happen to those who want to harm animals! It's much more realistic, and gets your sadistic rocks off just the same!

For instance!

To boil an ocean in retaliation is quite unrealistic. But it takes only 62,000 calories to boil every ounce of water in the body of an animal hater! That's less than 10 pounds of coal!

Doesn't that make you happier than making gross and unrealistic threats against poor animals?!

The post you're responding to is being sarcastically self-effacing. They're ironically suggesting that we do what we have already begun to do.