Maybe GvR could do a re-enactment of the farcical aquatic ceremony by which he became BDFL? (Steven Pemberton presumably knows enough about Panto to do a decent scimitar-lobbing moistened bint; the question which remains is whether Lambert Meertens has either cross-dressing or sword-distributing experience? Based on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhRT0mNiA6o I'm willing to consider it likely)

> Steven Pemberton presumably knows enough about Panto to do a decent scimitar-lobbing moistened bint; the question which remains is whether Lambert Meertens has either cross-dressing or sword-distributing experience?

Some sentences are beautiful in their own right and don't need any context or explanations.