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Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by sharkweek on Friday April 26, 2024 @12:02AM (#40165849)
“CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years”

https://www.theonion.com/cia-realizes-its-been-using-black-h...

They also had one that they didn’t run making a joke right after 9/11 to the effect of…

“America Stronger Than Ever, Say Quadragon Officials."

Also the routine “No Way To Prevent This” headline after every mass shooting only continues to gain potency.

Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by jazzyjackson on Friday April 26, 2024 @12:22AM (#40165926)
"After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016"

https://www.theonion.com/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white...

Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by bozhark on Friday April 26, 2024 @12:42AM (#40166017)
Strange, he won