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Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by GeekyBear on Thursday April 25, 2024 @11:29PM (#40165713)
Some personal favourites:

Drugs win Drug War

New President Feels Nation's Pain, Breasts

Area Man Passionate Defender of What He Imagines Constitution to Be

Awesome Toy Recalled Thanks to Three Stupid Dead Kids

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Alzheimer's Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes

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Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by aklemm on Friday April 26, 2024 @12:27AM (#40165952)
“Ringo Next” after George Harrison died.
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Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by Teever on Friday April 26, 2024 @12:57AM (#40166072)
My personal favourite was when The Onion chose 'The Man' as their 1997 man of the year.

https://www.theonion.com/the-onions-1997-man-of-the-year-181...

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Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by jasonkester on Friday April 26, 2024 @01:20AM (#40166175)
Sammy Hagar discovers second way to rock
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Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by IanCal on Friday April 26, 2024 @02:20AM (#40166415)
On this style, I've loved

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People - https://www.theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient...

Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land - https://www.theonion.com/study-dolphins-not-so-intelligent-o...

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Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by optimalsolver on Friday April 26, 2024 @04:09AM (#40166938)
Area Man Always Nostalgic For Four Years Ago

https://www.theonion.com/area-man-always-nostalgic-for-four-...

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Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by nindalf on Friday April 26, 2024 @04:21AM (#40167030)
Now and then some of their articles have a little too much truth to them. Go easy on us Onion folks!
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