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Re:If programming languages were religions by ii on Wednesday December 17, 2008 @03:12AM (#400692)
If hell is segfault, then Heaven must be a memory leak?
Re:If programming languages were religions by ramchip on Wednesday December 17, 2008 @10:48PM (#401767)
Heaven is where C programmers go when they move to C++ and discover shared_ptr.
Re:If programming languages were religions by brl on Wednesday December 17, 2008 @10:57PM (#401782)
Where do C++ programmers go when the move to Java and discover garbage collection?
Re:If programming languages were religions by herval on Saturday December 20, 2008 @04:35PM (#404833)
To the second level. Where do you think they go when they move over to Python/Ruby/whatever and find out dynamic typing?

ask Dante Alighieri...

Re:If programming languages were religions by aaronblohowiak on Wednesday December 17, 2008 @08:06PM (#401670)
return(1);
Re:If programming languages were religions by cracki on Sunday December 28, 2008 @01:36PM (#412083)
i'm always wondering why people feel the need to dress up the return keyword as a function.