Jokes aside, that it seems really unlikely that cosmic rays would be clustered past, like, a couple hours, right? It isn’t like some neutron star is, like, tracking your server as the world spins (well, I hope not, I mean who’d you piss off for that to happen?).

Anyway, this fits my totally unscientific expectation that cosmic rays are just sort of like an informal description of hardware bugs that nobody can reasonably find beforehand. A server that seems to be hit by lots of cosmic rays probably has a dodgy connection somewhere inside it, but I mean maybe it’s the RAM, swap that out or replace it… but maybe inside the chip SOC, so what are we going to do, bust out the electron microscope to check all those connections?