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Re:Mars Has Influence on Earth's Oceans and Climate, Repeati... by api on Sunday March 17, 2024 @06:32PM (#39738654)
That’s just how often the local dark forest reaper aliens fire a relativistic velocity impactor at every biosphere they can detect within range. Keep resetting to make sure nothing too complex evolves.

How much longer do we have to bug out before the next one?

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Re:Mars Has Influence on Earth's Oceans and Climate, Repeati... by CapitalistCartr on Sunday March 17, 2024 @07:00PM (#39738842)
Apparently the last one was about 14 million years ago.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_Miocene_disruption

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Re:Mars Has Influence on Earth's Oceans and Climate, Repeati... by pests on Monday March 18, 2024 @12:50AM (#39740614)
Just hide behind a large planet and hope they can't distort 3D into 2D.
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