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Re:Foxconn Chief Confirms The Apple iTV by IsaacL on Friday May 11, 2012 @12:54PM (#3960133)
From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: leak

No worries. I understand how sneaky the press can be. Why, just now I accidentally let slip to a WSJ journalist about what really happened to your Chengdu workers. But no-one in China reads the American press, so no problem, right?

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Masterplan

It's all going well. As we suspected, Foxconn can't be trusted; it looks you're our only true Asian manufacturing partner. Good thing we only gave them the plans for the fake prototypes -- can't believe the fools think a better TV is our next revolutionary advance.

PS: Love the latest prototypes you sent us. Not sure about the name though. iBrain? Also we'll have to go back to using monkeys as test subjects -- only thing I'll miss about our Chinese ex-partners is their supply of expendable humans. And lemme know when the new chips are done; Johnny's itching to finally test his iTelepathy app.

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