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Re:Satoshi – Sirius emails 2009-2011 by nostrademons on Friday February 23, 2024 @06:19PM (#39487408)
Or why Hal Finney was cryopreserved. :-)
Re:Satoshi – Sirius emails 2009-2011 by speed_spread on Friday February 23, 2024 @07:02PM (#39487750)
Are you sure he's not cryptopreserved?
Re:Satoshi – Sirius emails 2009-2011 by wmf on Saturday February 24, 2024 @12:07AM (#39489278)
He couldn't upload himself to the blockchain because Ordinals hadn't been invented yet.
Re:Satoshi – Sirius emails 2009-2011 by api on Friday February 23, 2024 @07:00PM (#39487727)
In the future someone steals his frozen head to scan it and try to recover the Satoshi wallet keys...
Re:Satoshi – Sirius emails 2009-2011 by joering2 on Friday February 23, 2024 @10:52PM (#39488986)
in the real real far future you don't need his head, but maybe a single hair or a bone? Assuming every DNA cell keeps all memories or perhaps like a chicken running with a cutoff head maybe if his hands to be reconstructed, given enough time over a keyboard he would finally "twich" a password? Just thinking out loud...
Re:Satoshi – Sirius emails 2009-2011 by TimeBearingDown on Friday February 23, 2024 @11:41PM (#39489183)
What.

I don’t see any reason to believe this is remotely feasible, ever?

Re:Satoshi – Sirius emails 2009-2011 by themoonisachees on Saturday February 24, 2024 @01:26AM (#39489591)
You have played too much assassin's creed. DNA determinism has not been realistic ever.
Re:Satoshi – Sirius emails 2009-2011 by 123yawaworht456 on Saturday February 24, 2024 @02:27AM (#39489845)
Assassin's Creed thing is more like ancestral memory. DNA determinism is more of a Dune thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_technology_in_the_Dune...

Re:Satoshi – Sirius emails 2009-2011 by spoonjim on Saturday February 24, 2024 @02:56AM (#39489953)
You need to read a middle school biology textbook