Haha, that's exactly what I'm trying to avoid. We're looking at adopting openpolicyagent. Which frankly, a modern JSON-oriented datalog may be ideal. But this whole time I keep thinking, this would be so much easier in Haskell. Granted, the rest of my team would probably find it equally confusing. Maybe even moreso? IDK, it'd be an interesting experiment. If such a thing as Haskell-based policy agent existed.