I think the only valid-ish argument these Unix philosophy discussions boil down to "why didn't they use purely text based interfaces". Well because they are inefficent and hard to debug and reason with. Making things text only doesn't make them more understandable but they make sure the programs waste energy and development time in meaningless parsing code that is full of security issues.
However "multiple orthogonal multiple orthogonal executables" is just a strawman: their interfaces are unstable and non-straightforward, aand communicate over standardized IPC mechanismsnd one can't reliably replace one of them with an alternative. It's technically true but in practice not. This effectively makes it a huge, inflexible, not-easily-verifiable blob with wide permissions and, potentially, many bugs.
> and communicate over standardized IPC mechanisms
I've never seen that anyone could replace one systemd component with an alternative implementation. Did you?
And now you seriously argue this is brittle, non-straightforward, inflexible, and hard to verify? For real?
If I ever have seen a bloody well designed software system, it is this!