I thought this was funny, I'm surprised it was downmoded so much. Granted it isn't as relevant as other high thoughts expressed on news.yc--such as the history of bagels. But... still funny.
Y!Hacking is serious business, friends.
Re: Java is Dead; Long Live Python
by newsycaccount on Wednesday December 10, 2008 @10:21AM
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Am I reading Slashdot?
Chancellor Palpatine: 'Java' and 'C or C++', Annakin, are pathways to many abilities SOME would consider to be . . . UNNATURAL.
Annakin: Is it possible to learn these skills?
Chancellor Palpatine: NOT from a Jedi.
or, if you choose . . .
Annakin: You . . . KNOW 'Java' and 'C'?
Emperor-Imminent Palpatine: If we wish to understand the FULL nature of the coding universe, we must embrace a . . . a LARGER view of hacking Annakin. Not just the DOGMATIC assertions of the Jedi.
Annakin: <Draws his lightsaber> YOU"RE the hacker everyone's been looking for. You represent 'Java'!
Emperor-Imminent Palpatine: Are you going to kill me?
Annakin: I would certainly like to!
Emperor-Imminent Palpatine: Yeeesssss . . . I can FEEL your anger. It gives you FOCUS!