A Salon article inspired many examples from readers: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.en.html
(I could swear that one of these appeared in BeOS' NetPositive browser if you visited a site without network access... but now I'm not so sure.)
Edit: now I'm sure: https://8325.org/haiku/
Re:Should Error Messages Apologize?
by seabass-labrax on Wednesday February 07, 2024 @06:01PM
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I find this one hilarious, and rather relevant to this thread:
"Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers."
Thank you for sharing them :)
Re:Should Error Messages Apologize?
by jerbear4328 on Wednesday February 07, 2024 @02:43PM
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That isn't a valid haiku, and it's much less clear, in my opinion. If you give me a nice big "404 Not Found" up front and then include a poem, HTTP cat, or easter egg, that would give the page personality while still being immediately useful.
Re:Should Error Messages Apologize?
by seabass-labrax on Wednesday February 07, 2024 @06:00PM
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Of course, it is still both a 404 HTTP response and a proper HTML webpage - so both the user agent and the website have an opportunity to explain the error. If both of them try to be funny, though, that's no good.
Amidst cyberspace vast,
Site elusive, lost in void,
Unreachable code.