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Re:29M-year-old fossilized grasshopper eggs could be first by zenmaster10665 on Sunday January 21, 2024 @04:11PM (#39083107)
I thought this was a 29 year old Male grasshopper...time for bed.
Re:29M-year-old fossilized grasshopper eggs could be first by elevatedastalt on Sunday January 21, 2024 @04:23PM (#39083217)
I read it first as 29 year old M grasshopper has a nest egg, and I was like, fuck a damn grasshopper has beat me to FIRE.
Re:29M-year-old fossilized grasshopper eggs could be first by Smar on Sunday January 21, 2024 @04:19PM (#39083189)
29 year old male grasshopper nest with eggs would certainly be something.
Re:29M-year-old fossilized grasshopper eggs could be first by hammyhavoc on Sunday January 21, 2024 @04:18PM (#39083177)
He's a single parent looking for love.
Re:29M-year-old fossilized grasshopper eggs could be first by baxtr on Sunday January 21, 2024 @04:34PM (#39083302)
Could also be single and depressed. Soon turning 30 and all he has is just a bunch of soon-to-be-kids. Poor fellow.