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Re:Study Finds Microplastics in Nearly 90% of Proteins Sampled by orthecreedence on Tuesday January 09, 2024 @03:22PM (#38931557)
How can you say that? What about the economy?? Shame on you. I personally won't be happy until the global human population is well over a trillion.
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Re:Study Finds Microplastics in Nearly 90% of Proteins Sampled by haltist on Tuesday January 09, 2024 @03:29PM (#38931670)
With advances in genetic engineering we'll soon be able to metabolize plastics and continue growing the human population for colonizing the stars. It looks like plastic pollution is bad but it's actually good. All we need to do is CRISPR ourselves to digest plastics.
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