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Re:SpaceX Has Launched Starlink's First Direct-to-Smartphone... by Gare on Sunday January 07, 2024 @08:14AM (#38900926)
Or it might be some solar powered sensor deep in the forest detecting trees falling down.
Re:SpaceX Has Launched Starlink's First Direct-to-Smartphone... by conover on Sunday January 07, 2024 @08:22AM (#38900980)
The sound aspect of the simulation of reality is going to take up a lot more cycles if we’re going to be hearing every tree that falls in the forest…
Re:SpaceX Has Launched Starlink's First Direct-to-Smartphone... by sph on Sunday January 07, 2024 @08:48AM (#38901145)
The thing is we're in the simulation as well, so we wouldn't notice any slowdown of the "host" machine itself.

But yeah, maybe it'll start consuming so much energy our alien gods will just shut our universe down. Thanks, Elon.

Re:SpaceX Has Launched Starlink's First Direct-to-Smartphone... by simondotau on Sunday January 07, 2024 @08:58AM (#38901210)
The sound recording data doesn’t need to be simulated to a high precision, especially for the 99.999% of the time when trees aren’t falling.
Re:SpaceX Has Launched Starlink's First Direct-to-Smartphone... by cyanydeez on Sunday January 07, 2024 @01:16PM (#38903587)
I mean, one means frothing capitalism and the other trying to figure out whether it makes a sound