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Re:Why Mushroom Suits Won't Work and How to Apply Cemetery S... by seabass-labrax on Wednesday November 15, 2023 @12:00PM (#38279041)
Wolves don't eat carrion as far as I'm aware, so you would be not helping the wolves if that's your goal. Perhaps taking long night-time walks in the forest would be go down better? As for the bridge idea, I think the officers in charge of silt removal would not appreciate your legacy either.

I think cemeteries perform a rather useful function which is closer to waste disposal than ritual - the ritual is to soften the blow of that impersonal, utilitarian attitude to death.

Re:Why Mushroom Suits Won't Work and How to Apply Cemetery S... by karmakurtisaani on Wednesday November 15, 2023 @12:53PM (#38279871)
> Wolves don't eat carrion as far as I'm aware [...] As for the bridge idea, I think the officers in charge of silt removal would not appreciate your legacy either.

The beauty of the plan is that I would not have to worry about any of these.

Re:Why Mushroom Suits Won't Work and How to Apply Cemetery S... by TheCleric on Wednesday November 15, 2023 @06:53PM (#38284091)
Death rites are not for the benefit of the deceased.