Jack Handey “Lowering my Standards” vibes (a very amusing short essay).
Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment :)
As a kid, I remember his Deep Thoughts SNL bits, as an adult, I bought a couple of Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts books.
In hind sight I'd say that was more The Onion "People Don't Like It When You Call Them Stupid"
https://www.theonion.com/people-dont-like-it-when-you-call-t...
/deadpan/
I can complain, and I do it all the time, especially on internet forums. It's not my fault other people haven't fixed my complaints, even though I've offered no assistance. That's their fault.
People say "you've got it good now", or "you're not helping", or "show us the source code", or "First world problems", or "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire".
These people think I'm some sort of an entitled, self-righteous, hypocritical, bleep-hole.