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Re:No dogs were harmed in the making of this app by frutiger on Friday November 03, 2023 @01:16PM (#38131846)
> "Well," said the software engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."

Only the brakes don't work - the engine still does. Why would they need to push the car uphill?

Re:No dogs were harmed in the making of this app by mewpmewp2 on Friday November 03, 2023 @01:35PM (#38132186)
It's preferable the fuel state stays as it is. How do you know it's not the amount of fuel otherwise?
Re:No dogs were harmed in the making of this app by cgriswald on Friday November 03, 2023 @03:11PM (#38133626)
Presumably the engine was only idling during their decent if the only thing that slowed their car was 'miraculously' grinding the car against the mountainside.

So, using previous records, they should estimate fuel usage during the decent. Then they should walk to the nearest fuel station, purchase fuel, and walk back. During that time, they can calculate the amount of fuel that will evaporate while they have the gas cap off and the amount of fuel that will stick to the walls of the piping between the gas cap and the fuel tank. This way when they return to the car, they can put in almost exactly the amount of fuel that was consumed during their harrowing stop.

This presumes the fuel station has the same mixture as they have in their tank. Otherwise all bets are off and they should simply give up.

Re:No dogs were harmed in the making of this app by ganzuul on Friday November 03, 2023 @03:21PM (#38133768)
OBVIOUSLY, you could have solved the problem with motor braking. The driver is not going to accept fault until there is conclusive evidence of the their wrongdoing, but you can't let the team know you are going to repeat the test again but with a different driver because then they will invent objections to pushing the car up the hill.
Re:No dogs were harmed in the making of this app by kridsdale3 on Friday November 03, 2023 @04:04PM (#38134266)
Turn the car around 180 degrees facing up. Coast down the hill in reverse and control your descent with the throttle.
Re:No dogs were harmed in the making of this app by ganzuul on Friday November 03, 2023 @03:12PM (#38133649)
"Magic", "More magic."
Re:No dogs were harmed in the making of this app by xboxnolifes on Friday November 03, 2023 @04:16PM (#38134407)
The brakes failed, but nothing claimed that they will fail again. So, it's suggested to run the test again.
Re:No dogs were harmed in the making of this app by frutiger on Friday November 03, 2023 @06:05PM (#38135643)
Of course but they could run the engine instead of pushing the car.
Re:No dogs were harmed in the making of this app by pests on Friday November 03, 2023 @06:29PM (#38135907)
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode (I think) when Peter and Lous are both running for Mayor (or whatever) and were going to a debate. Peter had his brakes cut and when he arrives says "Sorry I'm late! Breaks failed" to which the response was "Shouldn't you have gotten here sooner?"
Re:No dogs were harmed in the making of this app by starlevel003 on Friday November 03, 2023 @07:13PM (#38136285)
That was a Simpsons episode. S9E22 Trash of the Titans.
Re:No dogs were harmed in the making of this app by pests on Friday November 03, 2023 @07:40PM (#38136471)
Ah thanks, damn. Mixed up my adult animation. I swear I can picture the entire scene as Family Guy characters in my head though.
Re:No dogs were harmed in the making of this app by rnk on Friday November 03, 2023 @09:16PM (#38137109)
You are assuming it goes backwards or uphill. Better test that with a unit test.