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Re:Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges by Cornbilly on Friday November 03, 2023 @09:57AM (#38128831)
I agree

-Dresses like a slob

-Went to MIT

-Is from the Valley

-Has ties to Stanford

-Upper class background

Their VC brains didn’t stand a chance of sniffing this out.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges by norir on Friday November 03, 2023 @11:36AM (#38130391)
The real victims here are all the heroic MIT geniuses with unkempt hair who won't get their shot now.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges by hobofan on Friday November 03, 2023 @12:34PM (#38131135)
Why won't they get their shot now? I doubt VCs will change their MO over this.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges by moufestaphio on Friday November 03, 2023 @12:46PM (#38131349)
If Adam Neumann can get another shot, the unkempt MIT geniuses will be fine.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges by owenpalmer on Friday November 03, 2023 @02:59PM (#38133379)
Truly devastating. Those poor geniuses will need to buy a comb xD
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges by phone8675309 on Friday November 03, 2023 @05:00PM (#38134938)
So long as they have rich parents, a dick, and white skin they'll have plenty of opportunities
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges by creer on Friday November 03, 2023 @02:03PM (#38132557)
And probably an insane network from the parents' side.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges by rchaud on Friday November 03, 2023 @02:22PM (#38132805)
> Dresses like a slob

The anti-Adam Neumann. Brilliant strategy.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges by TuringNYC on Friday November 03, 2023 @03:13PM (#38133683)
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges by postmodest on Friday November 03, 2023 @03:37PM (#38133943)
Sketch Artist turned him into Tyler Durden....
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges by cipheredStones on Friday November 03, 2023 @06:48PM (#38136089)