Schrödinger's cyclist, both too slow and too fast at the same time. When behind on a road: "you're holding up traffic with your slow cycling!". When later causing an accident for not yielding to a cyclist "he came out of nowhere in a reckless speed!".

Well obviously then you should have been wearing a high-viz vest and a full Christmas tree's worth of blinking lights. Then when a driver hits you they can say they were distracted by all the visual effects.