I particularly enjoyed identifying a validation tool that ignores the prototype as a feature, not a glaring failure to be a validation tool, and the initial plan to change that under the name of refactoring to avoid the whole semver change a number problem.

Meets my priors about the javascript ecosystem. I'm not totally sure whether this is satire.

The GitHub for "joi" looks like a product, claims "The most powerful data validation library for JS". Associated issues amount to "doesn't work" in various dimensions. Which might also be an elaborate joke about how javascript validation is invalid.