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Re:"Full Self-Driving" doesn't imply autonomy, Tesla enginee... by codeTired on Wednesday October 11, 2023 @10:04PM (#37852681)
That’s actually comical.

I guess the words soon will have no meaning.

“Hey, come to our new casino! Everyone wins always”(by winning we mean everyone has a great time so even when they lose they actually win).

Re:"Full Self-Driving" doesn't imply autonomy, Tesla enginee... by masswerk on Wednesday October 11, 2023 @10:24PM (#37852811)
It's a verified fact that words have meaning.

*) Disclaimer: neither "verified" nor "fact" implies by any means that somebody believes that the stated and/or expressed sentiment or observation is actually true.

**) Neither "somebody" nor "nobody" imply the presence, existence, or absence of existence of a sentient being, nor does "believe" imply a cognitive process or state of mind. Neither do "observations" or "express" imply an activity by any sentient, semi-sentient, or algorithmic agency, nor is "true" an expression of judgement.

Re:"Full Self-Driving" doesn't imply autonomy, Tesla enginee... by cortesoft on Wednesday October 11, 2023 @10:15PM (#37852751)
There was a car wash in my home town that had a giant sign that said in big letters “Unlimited car wash! Wash as long as you want!*”

And then in fine print, “*-up to 20 minutes”

Re:"Full Self-Driving" doesn't imply autonomy, Tesla enginee... by pasttense01 on Thursday October 12, 2023 @07:07PM (#37864342)
Of course the big examples concerning "unlimited" are the "unlimited" data plans of cell phone companies.
Re:"Full Self-Driving" doesn't imply autonomy, Tesla enginee... by codeTired on Friday October 13, 2023 @03:36PM (#37874628)
I actually have unlimited car wash subscription. Well it was 12.99 but since I washed too much it went up to 19.99. Absolutely hilarious .
Re:"Full Self-Driving" doesn't imply autonomy, Tesla enginee... by ihuman on Wednesday October 11, 2023 @10:24PM (#37852812)
Everyone wins always (if you include the casino itself)