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Re:Extreme Parkour with Legged Robots by o0banky0o on Monday October 09, 2023 @03:49PM (#37824620)
It walks into your room, discovers you, and moves in to make the kill, but for some reason the gun trained at an odd angle. You see it take two shots that veer across to the corner of the room before it hilariously enters some self-correcting routine, seems to rediscover you, and finally blows your head off.

You get a chuckle before you die

Re:Extreme Parkour with Legged Robots by p1esk on Monday October 09, 2023 @04:08PM (#37824845)
You better have your own robots protecting you.
Re:Extreme Parkour with Legged Robots by qup on Monday October 09, 2023 @04:24PM (#37825037)
Or become undetectable.
Re:Extreme Parkour with Legged Robots by pixl97 on Monday October 09, 2023 @04:30PM (#37825110)
"It turns out that our kill-bots don't shoot at mimes for some reason?"
Re:Extreme Parkour with Legged Robots by qup on Monday October 09, 2023 @09:49PM (#37827713)
"They're not human."
Re:Extreme Parkour with Legged Robots by PoignardAzur on Monday October 09, 2023 @04:57PM (#37825400)
The only protection from a bad guy with a robot is a good guy with a time machine and a shotgun.
Re:Extreme Parkour with Legged Robots by p1esk on Monday October 09, 2023 @05:13PM (#37825560)
Wait, who was the bad guy with a robot? I thought there were only bad robots.