Organization Probably Doesn't Want to Improve Things

Re:Organization Probably Doesn't Want to Improve Things by Loughla on Sunday October 08, 2023 @09:35PM (#37816034)

Suicide. My plan is to die at work, so my family gets the massive life insurance payout. My employer carries 7 digit plans on every employee, for no cost to us.

That's real, by the way. Like I said, really good benefits.

For anyone concerned about my mental health - Don't link to anti-suicide things. I'm talking in like 30 years. I do not have a plan, yet.

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Re:Organization Probably Doesn't Want to Improve Things by osigurdson on Monday October 09, 2023 @12:25AM (#37816919)

This is not a good strategy. Your job is likely not as secure as you think, particularly once you are legitimately elderly.

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Re:Organization Probably Doesn't Want to Improve Things by Loughla on Monday October 09, 2023 @02:37PM (#37823657)

I see you're unfamiliar with higher education.

All joking aside, it seems to be the one area that only wants the elderly.

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Re:Organization Probably Doesn't Want to Improve Things by BHSPitMonkey on Monday October 09, 2023 @03:45AM (#37818018)

Too bad by that time, someone will have figured out how to look up everything you've ever posted online to dig up insurance-invalidating comments like this one.

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