Suicide. My plan is to die at work, so my family gets the massive life insurance payout. My employer carries 7 digit plans on every employee, for no cost to us.

That's real, by the way. Like I said, really good benefits.

For anyone concerned about my mental health - Don't link to anti-suicide things. I'm talking in like 30 years. I do not have a plan, yet.

This is not a good strategy. Your job is likely not as secure as you think, particularly once you are legitimately elderly.

I see you're unfamiliar with higher education.

All joking aside, it seems to be the one area that only wants the elderly.

Too bad by that time, someone will have figured out how to look up everything you've ever posted online to dig up insurance-invalidating comments like this one.