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Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by nxobject on Monday September 25, 2023 @02:49AM (#37640370)
Next up, psychiatry...
Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by HPsquared on Monday September 25, 2023 @04:34AM (#37640932)
1 new brain, please!
Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by WJW on Monday September 25, 2023 @04:56AM (#37641076)
I hope not. Imagine having to go through primary school again :(
Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by redleader55 on Monday September 25, 2023 @05:16AM (#37641232)
If they start doing the brain replacement, I expect Apple level migration of data from old brain to new.
Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by WJW on Monday September 25, 2023 @06:43AM (#37641720)
Let's hope they don't migrate whatever made you decide to get a new brain though. It'd suck if they also migrated mental illnesses and old traumas and stuff.
Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by hef19898 on Monday September 25, 2023 @08:23AM (#37642586)
That's in the premium tier.
Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by Phelinofist on Monday September 25, 2023 @06:51AM (#37641789)
So I take over all the baggage I have?
Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by sparrowInHand on Monday September 25, 2023 @08:42AM (#37642795)
brew install trauma - trauma could not be installed as its dependend on dependency hell
Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by hulitu on Monday September 25, 2023 @12:00PM (#37646027)
There are a lot of politicians (in the democratic countries) where the primary school didn't leave any trace. /s
Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by rsynnott on Monday September 25, 2023 @06:36AM (#37641663)
Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by blarghyblarg on Monday September 25, 2023 @04:22PM (#37650055)
"Would you like to try the digestive tract remapping first? It's a lot less invasive, but, if it doesn't work you'll be depressed the entire time you're making a mess of yourself."
Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by jdjdjdjdjduuuu on Monday September 25, 2023 @05:01AM (#37641114)
What about chiropractors, lol
Re:Japan pharma startup to begin human trials of tooth regro... by midoridensha on Tuesday September 26, 2023 @12:12AM (#37654242)
Are you thinking of cutting out peoples' brains and then regrowing new ones?