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Re:Cisco Acquires Splunk by Sebguer on Thursday September 21, 2023 @04:30PM (#37603866)
Matt Levine's money stuff offered the hypothesis that it could just be normal gambling. But, it's almost definitely insider trading, and either way, someone will definitely be getting an SEC visit.
Re:Cisco Acquires Splunk by posnet on Thursday September 21, 2023 @06:14PM (#37605149)
They also directly broke Levine's second rule of insider trading.

2. Don’t do it by buying short-dated out-of-the-money call options on merger targets [0]

[0]: lawsofinsidertrading.com

Re:Cisco Acquires Splunk by xmcqdpt2 on Friday September 22, 2023 @08:12AM (#37610965)
Yeah I would have thought they should have bought Datadog stock instead... but actually DDOG is down. I'd make a poor trader.
Re:Cisco Acquires Splunk by technovangelist on Saturday September 23, 2023 @09:44PM (#37629392)
Cisco offered to buy ddog the night before the ipo. Thankfully ddog said no.
Re:Cisco Acquires Splunk by spopejoy on Friday September 22, 2023 @09:05AM (#37611503)
Which every time he invoked said law, he also backs off and says it's probably gambling or automated hedging, or in the original case, a failed "broken wing iron condor straddle" going the opposite direction