> I guess you'd appreciate the words easily and bit are doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

This goes with the previous comment:

> And oh yeah, it's totally free instead of costing my company thousands of dollars a year

Unless you work for free, then something you make and maintain is not "totally free".

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I havent developed it yet. But my Splunk killer solutions actually scales so big we can use it to walk to the center of the universe. And its only 1 line of Rust and a bash script that runs when ever the Unix clock has 420 in the number string.