Getting married isn't a random event like a coin landing on heads... You can bias the outcome pretty much 100% through variables under your control like fitness, neatness, personality, sanity, earning power.

No, not 100%.

I've already outlined a number of things that are not under one's control.

We don't have to keep going in circles. You're free to disagree.

there are millions of short bald guys who are married just in the US.

I can think of, just off the top of my head, like 3+ guys I used to work with.

More like 6 if you include friends and my barber.

the "I need Looksmaxxing" my appearance is everything screams "I am an incel and can only date supermodels, who seem to reject me"

Victim blaming and not understanding how statistics work.

You're a real catch!