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Re:Ten killed in private jet crash – Wagner leader Prigozhin... by mrguyorama on Wednesday August 23, 2023 @03:46PM (#37241185)
Planes rarely have diesel engines as well.

I also am unsure how you are supposed to "oil the clogs" to prevent "jamming"

Re:Ten killed in private jet crash – Wagner leader Prigozhin... by maxbond on Wednesday August 23, 2023 @03:58PM (#37241318)
It's satire. It's not supposed to be any more accurate than the suggestion the mechanic was touring cathedrals.