This comment and sibling comments read like bizarro world for me. I've never seen anything close to this level of attention to detail.

I've had my packaged signed for by "mailbox". This is practically the default message for me.

I've been on vacation and seen "Handed directly to a resident". Which would be more disturbing if I didn't already know the whole system was broken. In this case, the package was sitting on the front steps.

(Edit: These are all Amazon branded van deliveries, fwiw).